Play-a-week Project

10-29-18


JUDY
Wow so tall!!!

BOB
Boyfriend? Girlfriend? Dog? 

JUDY
So tall!!!!!!! 

BOB
Tall tall! Federer tall, handsome, blazer, 007 bond, so tall! 007.

JUDY
Girlfriend? School? Hm school, holidays, sport, Sandy Koufax! 

JOSH
School? 
Exploring Jewish Culture Through Ashkenazi Sports Superstars 

BOB
Baseball cards? 

JUDY
No. No longer, no cards, Nintendo, WHY. 

JOSH
Why?

JUDY
WHY
(Makes gesture like playing Wii tennis) 

JOSH
Ah, Wii.

BOB
Federer!!!! 

JUDY
So tall. 

BOB
Girlfriend? Boyfriend? Ok, school. 

JUDY
Wow so tall!!!!!!!! 

BOB
Wow so tall president Federer 

TIM
Hot dog weenie pig in blanket?
Pig in blanket? So thin, mustard, SO TALL! 

JUDY
President :( 

TIM
President healthcare insurance taxes :( :( :(

BOB
Senator? 

JUDY
Idaho, Arizona, Missouri, West Virginia 

JOSH
Pennsylvania 

TIM
Pennsylvania? 

JOSH
Pennsylvania.

TIM
So TALL!!!!

JOSH
But president 

JUDY
Yes president but tall, Wii, Sandy Koufax!! 

TIM
Scandal underage not tall not tall enough 

BOB
Airplane movie price is right 

JUDY
Movie? 

BOB
Documentary. 

TIM
Sandy Koufax? 

BOB
Company investment 

JOSH
Exploitative 

JUDY
Exploitative???

BOB
SO TALL! 

TIM
Tall words, Sandy Koufax 007 tall words. 

JUDY
Eating drinking sleeping, warm, WARM baseball cards, why 

JOSH
Wii 

JUDY
(Disappointed)
So tall. 

BOB
Syrup. Hole in the tree, bucket, syrup

TIM
Syrup? So tall!! 

BOB
Syrup and rubber. 

JOSH
(Agreeing)
Rubber latex, tree hole bucket. 

JUDY
(Crying)
So tall. 

BOB
Price is right beautiful ice maker woman 

TIM
Cubed or crushed?
Tall? 

BOB
Tall cubed Please.

JOSH
First second generation immigrant 

BOB
Man in vest price is right 

JOSH
No Sandy Koufax, computer, pilaf 

JUDY
Hmm different

JOSH
Good different? 

JUDY
Not sure yet 

BOB
Exotic syllables, tripe quadruple O seven

JOSH
Friend 

TIM
Tonto Lone Ranger on antiques roadshow 

JOSH
Different 

JUDY
Wedding? Children? 

BOB
Sandy Koufax beautiful wedding children 

JOSH
Earthquake global death suffering. 

JUDY
Earthquake global death suffering equals Sandy Koufax beautiful wedding children love, love love love 

JOSH
Different. 

TIM
Different, global food supply production upkeep, adoption 

BOB
(Considering)
Adoption

TIM
International adoption vaccination grace period 

JOSH
Problematic 

JUDY
Tall words!! Love!!

TIM
Different 

JOSH
Global food supply production upkeep, 

BOB
Food supply, pig in blanket, fresh crispy, mustard, deli mustard spicy!!!!! 

JUDY
Katz's deli expensive having what having, meat pile seed bread price Russian dressing 

BOB
Russian dressing? Sandy Koufax!!!! 

JUDY
So tall.

TIM
Small solution human suffering, small batch microbrew tears 

JOSH
Small and tender 

JUDY
Like pig in blanket

JOSH
Pig in blanket: muddy blanket, happy pig. 

BOB
Happy pig charlotte's web big message small joy 

TIM
Small joy, CATHARSIS, yom kippur, boyfriend not Jewish, apple crumble acceptable

JOSH
Small joy, small and tender

JUDY
Like pig in blanket

JOSH
Small solution human suffering

TIM
Small Sandy Koufax 

BOB
5 foot 8 

TIM
Not so tall 

BOB
No 6 foot two

TIM
So tall!! 

BOB
Second tallest Jewish baseball player 

TIM
Tallest Jewish baseball player: God Himself 

ALL
Baruch HaShem

JUDY
Homemade pig in blanket when baseball cards paper, grind and shove into tube homemade wash hands delicious tedious time time now frozen yes, nitrates yes, but family and now mustard 

TIM
Wow!!!! Not so tall.

JOSH
Batman t shirt under blazer 

JUDY and BOB
Unprecedented

JUDY
Style icon so tall so Sandy Koufax 

TIM
To handsome 007 Sandy Koufax, fax machine ridiculous concept

JUDY
No why 

JOSH
Wii. 

JUDY
Use why 

JOSH
Wii

JUDY
Send fax!!!!!

TIM
Across ocean FASCINATING, sad also sometimes

BOB
Difficult masculinity formations, emotions discuss?
(Takes bite of cracker with cheese)

JOSH
Annual Polish Film Festival

BOB
Pierogi? 

JOSH
Ukraine 

JUDY
Ukraine?

ALL
Notorious Antisemite 

TIM
Not all? 

JUDY
Not all, sometimes most, secret pork in pierogi NEVER mustard

TIM
True secret pork never mustard have been

JOSH
Friend been Kiev strip club very thin

BOB
Not enough pork or pork too secret

JOSH
Or Jewish stripper 

BOB
Jewish stripper NO!!!

TIM
Never, yes Federer NO Sandy Koufax

BOB
Sandy Koufax never strip on Yom Kippur

JUDY
Sandy Koufax play Whey 

JOSH
Wii

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